Track 6 · The Exit Was Always There
I Googled My Own Symptoms
Track 6 from The Exit Was Always There.
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About I Googled My Own Symptoms
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Track 6 on The Exit Was Always There. Duration: 3:08.
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Lyrics
Five minutes later…
apparently I had twelve rare conditions
and three weeks left.
Thought “I’ll just check this one small thing”
One search turned into twenty-two
Now I’m diagnosed by strangers too
Every comment sounds like fate
I went in calm for reassurance
Came out planning my escape
But curiosity had plans
According to the internet, I’m done
It’s either nothing or everything
There’s no in-between option
Now I’m scared of water and air
Turns out the web is great at panic
Not so good at being fair
Next one says “don’t ignore this sign”
Third one’s written in all caps
Like I’m already out of time
And testimonials from 2009
If fear burned calories
I’d be in incredible shape by now
With a medical subscription
According to the internet, I’m done
If it’s not urgent, it’s terminal
Depending where you’re from
Now I need a snack and a nap
I went looking for some clarity
Found a full-blown mental trap
If the internet scares you,
close the browser.
If something’s real,
talk to a human with a degree.
Not every search result is truth
My body’s not a headline
And fear’s a terrible proof
And I’m laughing now instead
Turns out reassurance doesn’t live
Between the sponsored ads and threads
But here’s what I learned instead:
If you’re worried, ask for help
Don’t scroll yourself to bed
I’ve got everything.
I’m just human.
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What this song means
The emotional core of 'I Googled My Own Symptoms' is the anxiety and absurdity that often accompany our search for answers in a world filled with information overload. It acknowledges the fear that arises when we confront our own health issues, as illustrated by the lines about being diagnosed by strangers and feeling overwhelmed by conflicting advice. This song holds space for anyone who has spiraled into panic while seeking reassurance, inviting them to feel both entertained and understood in their vulnerability.
William Cloudborn is communicating the humor and chaos of navigating health anxiety, particularly in the digital age where information can be both a lifeline and a trap. By using relatable imagery, such as scrolling past miracle cures and feeling the weight of worst-case scenarios, he wants listeners to recognize the absurdity of self-diagnosis and the importance of seeking real support. The line 'If something’s real, talk to a human with a degree' serves as a gentle reminder that while the internet may heighten our fears, genuine connection and professional guidance are essential to our well-being.
This song can be a comforting companion during moments of anxiety, such as after a difficult conversation with a loved one or when confronted with a persistent ache that sends the mind racing. It is perfect for a quiet drive when thoughts begin to spiral, offering both laughter and clarity amid the chaos of overthinking. By laughing along with Cloudborn's playful tone and relatable experiences, listeners may find themselves feeling less alone in their struggles, ultimately reassured that they can navigate their fears without resorting to the endless scroll of panic.